Goertz Thoughts

The New Year is an artificial construct. There's nothing special about it other than the meaning that we assign to it . It's not really even that close to the winter solstice (which would make sense). As such, I see no particular reason to celebrate it. In my house, we toasted New Year's Eve with sparkling cider at 9:00 and then went to bed. As arbitrary as the date is, it does provide a useful moment to pause, reflect, and reset. That means it's time to update and brush off my daily goals tracker. I'll follow it for about a month and then give up (probably). Mr. Goertz's Goal Tracker Here's what I like about this: I print it out weekly. That makes it physical. To me that's important to owning goals. I always tell students who are struggling with deadlines to get a physical planner. These aren't really SMART goals. Due to the number of things on the list, attaching times and completion dates would not be a good idea. There's no penalty for non-co...

It is well known that I have issues with some Christmas song (see here and here ). Here's a few more: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer The song is pretty bad ( The Good Place  is right). Further, Grandpa is an awful person. Not only does he not care that his wife is dead, but he also let her stagger home alone and drunk on Christmas Eve. I'll Be Home for Christmas A minor point granted, but how can you put presents on the tree? Did Christmas trees use to be stronger? Luckily, modern versions have changed it to "round the tree". Do They Know It's Christmas? There actually is snow in Africa. In South Africa, during June and July, but high altitude areas such as Kilimanjaro and the Atlas Mountains do get December snow. The Little Drummer Boy Sister Carita (who taught me at St. Mary's) loved this song. She said that it showed that we always needed to give our best to Jesus. The problem is it's an unaccompanied drum. That's not soothing or even good music...

As mentioned in a previous year , it is not time for Christmas music yet. Rather than to launch into a complaint about this, I will instead give a little longer list of songs that you can  listen to right now. You can switch to Christmas songs after your Thanksgiving meal. There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays - It doesn't mention Christmas at all. In fact, it highlights pumpkin pie: a traditional Thanksgiving  dessert Jingle Bells  - This was written as a Thanksgiving song Sleigh Ride - Some students tried to convince me yesterday that any song with a sleigh is a Christmas song since Santa has a sleigh. You know who else has a sleigh? Jadis, the White Witch from Narnia. It means nothing. That's how you travel in the snow.   I've Got Plenty to be Thankful For - From Holiday Inn , the same show that gave us White Christmas. I can't fully endorse the movie as it has some scenes that were considered appropriate by some people at the time (they were never approp...

NaNoWriMo is dead. It has a lot to do with their stance on AI (their website doesn't exist anymore, but here is an author that has their take on it). It really upset a lot of people, including members of Savio's Writer's Guild club. The use of AI is one of the few things that you can do to get removed from our club; it's in the bylaws (I included an AI generated image in a story pitch I presented last year before the rule was made and students were less than pleased). The Writer's Guild is continuing to celebrate November anyway. In the spirit of NaNoWriMo, many of our members (not all. Despite the name, the club is home to all sorts of creatives: artists, gamers, composers, as well as authors) will be attempting to write 50,000 word pieces during Novel November. It's a tough task. I've never done it before, but I will also give it a shot. The closest I ever got to a novel was in sophomore year English class. I wrote an 80 page novella. I don't remembe...

 It's been 8 years since my last Halloween post , so I guess it's time to update my complaint. To sum up: trick-or-treating is for children. If you're not a child, buy your own candy. To be clear, I'm not anti-fun and I'm not anti costume. Case in point: What I am against is co-opting something that is meant for children and taking it for adults/teens (Disney adults is a gray area. It's okay to like Disney, but taking up all the space in the lines at the parks is rude). For the record, I am also against: Adults sitting in costumed Santa laps Adult Easter egg hunts Adults playing on playgrounds during the day while children wait for their turn on the swings with tears in their eyes (most of these scenarios involve crying children in my imagination). I think Halloween is a great time for celebration. It's the nature of the celebrations that change. For my 40th birthday, did I rent a bounce house? No, I rented a movie theater and we watched Stardust. Is Christm...

You may have seen several students with enameled character pins on their blazers or backpacks. They may be from Brandon Sanderson's Dragonsteel website . Today, I'd like to convince you to read everything written by my favorite author, Brandon Sanderson. Here are 5 reasons. (Formatting is a little off. I don't know why) The print that I have was given to me by my friend Jesse Sky . You won't soon run out of things to read. While some authors make their fans wait years ( decades? ) for new books, Brandon cannot stop writing. During Covid, he secretly wrote 5 novels! Below is a sampling of some of his works. Cosmere - his main series of interconnected novels. They take place on different planets, but many characters cross over. Stormlight Archive - 5 novels, 2 novellas Mistborn - 7 novels, 3 novellas Elantris - 1 novel, 2 novellas 8 other assorted novels/novellas Here's my suggested reading order (to avoid spoilers). If you pick up a random book, you will be confuse...