Analyzing Goertz Memes

I often find myself on the Savio meme pages. Let's take a look at a few:

1. Handbooks

I do read it quite a bit. We do some massive updating each summer.

2. Airpods

I'm an Android user myself. I do think of the Airpod memes everything students walk past me wearing their earbuds (against the handbook, by the way).

3. Caaaw!

Dr. Garcia started the noise. I don't do it as well.

4. Let it Go

Well, yes. I was the one with the microphone and tiara.

5. Blue Shirt/Gold Tie

Thank you. I think I look pretty good as well.

6. Saturated

Because one time I said that the grass was saturated with rainwater.

7. Lunch

There's a lot of lunch memes about me. Yes, I walk up and join conversations. I'm a socially awkward person, but it's allowed when you are an administrator.

8. Doors

If you go through the wrong doors, I will find you and I will stop you.

9. History

I don't know. Also, apparently my name no longer has a Z.

Alright! First post in years.

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