Don't Take Candy from Babies

It's been 8 years since my last Halloween post, so I guess it's time to update my complaint.

To sum up: trick-or-treating is for children. If you're not a child, buy your own candy.

To be clear, I'm not anti-fun and I'm not anti costume. Case in point:

What I am against is co-opting something that is meant for children and taking it for adults/teens (Disney adults is a gray area. It's okay to like Disney, but taking up all the space in the lines at the parks is rude). For the record, I am also against:

Adults sitting in costumed Santa laps
Adult Easter egg hunts
Adults playing on playgrounds during the day while children wait for their turn on the swings with tears in their eyes (most of these scenarios involve crying children in my imagination).

I think Halloween is a great time for celebration. It's the nature of the celebrations that change. For my 40th birthday, did I rent a bounce house? No, I rented a movie theater and we watched Stardust.

Is Christmas all about stocking and presents? Well, not just that. Our major Christmas tradition now is the Icelandic Jólabókaflóð (Bookflood). After Christmas Eve Mass, we sit around reading our new books until we drift off to sleep.

So, by all means, put on a costume, go downtown, eat candy, watch movies, but don't go door-to-door. You're older than that now.

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